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Why you gotta be a douche?

I’m getting really tired of trying to start relationships. Just because we went on one date. One date that actually went well. That had me excited to start getting to know somebody again. Doesn’t mean that I will happily start sending you naked pics of myself.

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First off to quote my buddy Tamar from the real “Get your life,” If you want to see my naked body parts PornHub is readily available and free just make sure you go incognito. But to have the gall to ask again after I said no! JUST STOP IT!! That makes you look like a douche bag. You wanted me to think you were a gentleman up until then right. It worked

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Have I done it before? I made that mistake once, and I’ll never do it again. After all the horror stories that I’ve heard about disgruntled exes I would never let anyone else have that kind of ammunition to ruin my character. That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t pose for sexy pictures that’s different. You just won’t see any actual T & A.

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After all I’m a lady ;)

Ashley

Ashtastic journey a lifestyle entertainment blog

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